IN A TIGHT LITTLE VISE

We’re locked together
    in a tight grip

I don’t know about you
    I’m not going to trip

That we’ll be stuck to one another
    that only a crowbar can apart rip

While I have you in this embrace
    Let’s dance. Watch out for the dip!

Sway to "Midnight Train to Georgia"
    by Gladys Knight and the Pips

The problem, though,
    is my pants, your skirt…
      How do we unzip?

 

 

IN A TIGHT LITTLE VISE
June 18, 2005 – Saturday, 2:40 p.m.